by Osato
Welcome to I Can’t Fux With You: Confessions of an Uppity Black Woman where I, Osato, walk you through all the things I no longer fux with once I have fully accepted my role as an Uppity Black Woman living in America. And what is an Uppity Black Woman you may ask? An Uppity Black Woman is a Woman who has invested in herself, yet the world tells her she is nothing. The world wants her to behave as if she has not invested in herself and she says: “Guess, what I.CAN’T.FUX.WITH.YOU.NO.MORE!” If you are an Uppity Black Woman or if you are curious as to what Uppity Black Women think about, this show is for you. So sit back and enjoy the ride!
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July 15, 2024
<p>Oh, when a Mucinex Booger provides you with a commentary to a question that was never asked, it can only mean one thing, misogynoir is at work. This week's offender is Mr. Aries Spears - who recently found himself in the crosshairs of #ubw's minding their own businessessssss on the innanets. The walking bruise informed us that it was not in our interests to wear what he calls "pterodactyl wings" on our faces. These dinosaur references are in response to the false eyelashes that many women wear. Although seemingly innocuous, Mr. Spears felt it necessary to single out the Sistahs in his unsolicited commentary. When examined deeper, it is another example of the "right" many feel they have to comment on the Black Woman's Body and her choices, from eyelashes, to hair, to weight. When these comments are couched in humor, the misogynoir of it, often slides right past us. But I see you, Aries, Chris, Kevin, and Dave. And I say, (and I know my fellow #ubw will join me), I.Don't.Give.A.Fux.What.You.Say.Bout.Me." Now, someone go grab my pterodactyl wings, I got a plane to catch to Miami.<br/><br/><b>REFERENCES IN TODAYS EPISODE:</b><br/><br/></p><ul><li><a href='https://womanifesting.com/african-goddess-cards/aunt-nancy/'>Aunt Nancy: Shadow of Betrayal</a></li><li><a href='https://fiercebymitu.com/wellness/science-women-of-color-anger-and-autoimmune-diseases/'>YAMILY HABIB | JULY 8, 2024, How Being Silently Pissed-Off is Fueling Autoimmune Disorders in Women of Color</a></li><li><a href='https://www.thecut.com/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-jasmine-crockett-argument.html'>Tariro Mzezewa A Jab at Fake Eyelashes Derailed a Congressional Meeting</a></li><li><a href='https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/diddy-vacation-cassie-investigation-allegations-b2576851.html'>Kevin E G Perry<b>, </b>Diddy sparks outrage from Cassie’s lawyer as he goes whitewater rafting amid investigation: ‘It’s a bad look</a></li><li><a href='https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/11/diddy-mother-janice-combs-hospitalized-chest-pains-stress/'>DIDDY MOM HOSPITALIZED Suffering Chest Pains</a></li><li><a href='https://www.bet.com/article/93z206/aries-spears-calls-out-black-women-eyelashes-makeup-promo'>Aries Spears Criticizes Black Women Who Wear Eyelashes In Shameless Plug for New Podcast</a></li><li><a href='https://youtu.be/_rB77SWQjPw?si=zjNxYZ4KCMed8ZJ8'>Mucinex Booger Man</a></li><li><a href='https://apnews.com/article/jada-pinkett-smith-red-table-talk-alopecia-73cb14b1bc6bcb46253446bc19b4b5b9'>LYNN ELBER, Pinkett Smith talks hair-loss ‘shame,’ outcome of Oscar slap</a></li></ul><p><br/></p><p><br/><br/></p><h1><br/></h1><p><br/></p><p>If you are an Uppity Black Woman, ready to say: I.Can't.Fux.With.You! Visit us at omuwaluxe.com to learn more about The Black Woman Liberation Formula. Sis, it is time to unpretzel and get yourself liberated.<br/><br/>Want to hear more: Subscribe to The Redefining Series, where we examine certain words, and reinterpret them for the Black Woman specifically. The new definitions encourage the Black Woman to think critically about her current state and the application of the newly defined word to her everyday life. <br/>https://www.youtube.com/@omuwaluxe-theredefiningser8183<br/><br/>Sharing is caring. Like and follow us on Instagram @omuwaluxe</p>
July 5, 2024
<p>We not fuxing with dis-respeck this week or anymore my fellow #ubw. It's a word that remains front and center when there is a discussion regarding the relationships between Black Women and Black Men - often when there is a rebuke of the toleration of disrespect, mistreatment, or abuse, be it of the seemingly innocuous kind ("I don't date Black Women") to the incredibly violent kind (of the Diddy variety). Thus, I found it most fascinating that when researching articles regarding the tensions surrounding "respect" when it comes to Black peoples, the quote that continued to be referenced by many, was one attributed to Malcolm X, where he says: "The most disrespected person in America, is the black woman. The most un-protected person in America is the black woman. The most neglected person in America, is the black woman." Hence it is unsurprising that when the Black Woman says, no longer will she be dis-respected, it comes as a shock to those so use to disrespecting her. It is actually quite wild. So wild, that ninjas demand respeck even in toothless and homeless forms! Well, if that is the case, you can catch this #ubw doing push-ups on the pole and sending those pics on a family group chat.<br/><br/><b>REFERENCES IN TODAYS EPISODE</b></p><ul><li><a href='https://www.instagram.com/p/CaTObnnpnjd/'>Goddess Ala - Grief</a></li><li><a href='https://www.instagram.com/harlempridenyc/?hl=en'>Harlem Pride</a></li><li><a href='https://www.instagram.com/p/C87XfJ4y_ji/?hl=en'>Luvvie Ajayi Jones Interview with Fawn Weaver</a></li><li><a href='https://www.instagram.com/p/C8ifovtODlD/?hl=en'>Pole Party at Purple Kisses Pole Fitness</a></li><li><a href='https://www.vulture.com/article/sean-diddy-combs-dropped-steps-down-lawsuit.html'>Everything Diddy Has Left or Been Dropped From So Far</a></li><li><a href='https://speakola.com/political/malcolm-x-speech-to-black-women-1962'>Malcolm X: 'The most disrespected person in America, is the black woman', Speech to women - 1964</a></li><li><a href='https://shop.blackmen.build/products/wartime-issue-no-4-money-power-respect'>WARTIME Issue No. 4 : Money, Power, Respect</a></li><li><a href='https://www.blackmen.build/respect-and-black-men-2/'>Respect and Black Men, By Jamilah Lemieux, March 2, 2023</a></li><li><a href='https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/07/us/kevin-samuels-dead.html'>Kevin Samuels, a Polarizing YouTube Personality, Dies at 57</a></li></ul><p>If you are an Uppity Black Woman, ready to say: I.Can't.Fux.With.You! Visit us at omuwaluxe.com to learn more about The Black Woman Liberation Formula. Sis, it is time to unpretzel and get yourself liberated.<br/><br/>Want to hear more: Subscribe to The Redefining Series, where we examine certain words, and reinterpret them for the Black Woman specifically. The new definitions encourage the Black Woman to think critically about her current state and the application of the newly defined word to her everyday life. <br/>https://www.youtube.com/@omuwaluxe-theredefiningser8183<br/><br/>Sharing is caring. Like and follow us on Instagram @omuwaluxe</p>
June 29, 2024
<p>We are revisiting an earlier episode, and it is apropos. The dusty a** sons are partcluarly mite covered these days. From the ninja whom I deny knowing to America's "leaders" (I see you Byron Donalds) - the paupers in too large King's clothing continue to beat their chests while leaving a trail of unacknowledged disaster in the background. Mamas I come back to you, please, for the love of all things holy, Get.Your.Dusty.Ass.Sons!<br/><br/>*******************************************************************************************<br/><br/>The sh*t we not fuxing with today is dusty a** sons! Mothers, please retrieve them, so they are not sent out into the world to terrorize Uppity Black Women. Today we examine a recent viral internet story that would be a full on comedic special if it was not colored with a possibly premeditated burglary, gaslighting, misogynoir, and a dusty a** son. Today we go deep into the story of fellow Uppity Black Woman, Ms. Alexis Douge, of "tabi swiper" fame. Ms. Douge was unfortunately victim to a theft of incredibly expensive shoes. The theft was perpetrated by a dusty a** son she met on Tinder. After engaging in a consensual sexual relationship with this dusty a** son, the dusty a** son proceeded to steal Ms. Douge's very expensive shoes. When questioned about the theft, the dusty a** son then proceeded to gaslight Ms. Douge, stating that he did not steal the shoes, and only admitted to the theft after Ms. Douge put out an APB on the internets and was able to secure a photo of the dusty a** son's girlfriend wearing the stolen footwear. Nonsense all around.<br/><br/>While on the surface this whole scenario is tinged with humor, the underlying issues presented here are quite disturbing, and frankly, we should all be frightened. Today we will discuss the vitriol directed towards Ms. Douge, although she was the one violated. This vitriol is based in themes of misogynoir as Ms. Douge's choice to have casual sex, as an Uppity Black Woman, flies in the face of the required policing of the Black Woman's body and sexuality, thus any harm that befell Ms. Douge post this sexual encounter was indeed "deserved" by her. Additionally, we examine the delivery of the shoes to the girlfriend of the dusty a** son. While none of us are privy to the conversation regarding the delivery of the used shoes, what does it say about our acceptance of the minimum in relationship. Are we b*tches that are good with used shoes from our partners? If we accept used shoes, why the fux would anyone get us new ones?! Most importantly we discuss how do dusty a** sons become dusty a** sons! Mothers, you know your son is dusty around 10 years old. As parents, we are responsible for ensuring that we provide our children with the tools they need to be functional members of society. If your kid is dusty, do get them the help they need so they do not end up terrorizing society in general and my daughter specifically.<br/><br/><b>REFERENCES IN TODAYS EPISODE</b><br/><br/>You can enter Ms. Alexis Douge of "tabi swiper" fame into the google machine. <a href='https://www.essence.com/fashion/tabi-swiper-interview-alexis-douge/'>Essence</a> provides a great overview and additional links to her viral video with images of the dusty a** son.<br/><br/>Trey Anthony, <a href='https://treyanthony.com/black-girl-in-love-with-herself'></a></p><p>If you are an Uppity Black Woman, ready to say: I.Can't.Fux.With.You! Visit us at omuwaluxe.com to learn more about The Black Woman Liberation Formula. Sis, it is time to unpretzel and get yourself liberated.<br/><br/>Want to hear more: Subscribe to The Redefining Series, where we examine certain words, and reinterpret them for the Black Woman specifically. The new definitions encourage the Black Woman to think critically about her current state and the application of the newly defined word to her everyday life. <br/>https://www.youtube.com/@omuwaluxe-theredefiningser8183<br/><br/>Sharing is caring. Like and follow us on Instagram @omuwaluxe</p>
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