by Luis Magalhães
Ever blamed the piano for your mistakes? So have I. Welcome to It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!, the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged podcast where classical music meets some sort of darkness. Hosted by concert pianist Luis Whatever, this show dives into the quirks, disasters, and genius of the classical music world—one ridiculous episode at a time.
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March 23, 2025
<p>Welcome to Episode 8 of It’s Not Me, It’s The Piano!—the only classical music podcast brave enough to ask, “What is a fugue, and should I get tested for it?”</p><p>In this musical fever dream, host Luis drags you through 800 years of music history with the grace of a harpsichord falling down a flight of stairs. From Gregorian monks humming into stone walls, to Romantic composers emotionally combusting into full orchestras, to Schoenberg reinventing music as a form of psychological warfare—this is your crash course in classical music, for people who don’t have the patience, pretension, or PhDs.</p><p>🎙️ Come for the jokes, stay for the sudden existential crisis about whether anyone actually knows what counterpoint is.</p><p>#ItsNotMeItsThePiano<br />#ClassicalMusicForIdiots<br />#DeadComposersGreatestHits<br />#FugueStateOfMind<br />#BaroqueAndUnwell<br />#MozartWasAPrankster<br />#SchoenbergRuinedMyLife<br />#PhilipGlassOnRepeat<br />#MusicalImposterSyndrome<br />#ConcertPretenderStarterPack<br />#ClassicalMusicIsHard<br />#IClappedBetweenMovements<br />#CadenzaConfusion<br />#PreSaveTheAlbumOrElse<br />#SurvivingSymphonies<br />#ModernMusicMadness<br />#OperaNextWeekHelpMe</p>
March 15, 2025
<p>Welcome to the war zone that is live classical music. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an audience member who believes Mahler pairs well with a tuna sandwich, this episode is for you.”</p><p>🔍 <strong>In This Episode:</strong><br>✅ <strong>How to Sit Through a Concert Without Becoming a Social Menace</strong><br>✅ <strong>The Ancient and Forbidden Art of Knowing When to Clap</strong><br>✅ <strong>Why Every Concert Hall Seat Was Designed by an Acoustical Sadist</strong><br>✅ <strong>The Concertgoer Cough: Medical Mystery or Psychological Warfare?</strong><br>✅ <strong>Exclusive Sponsor: Silent Snax™ – The Only Snack Approved by Beethoven’s Ghost</strong><br>✅ <strong>PLUS: My Upcoming Album Release – Pre-Save Now or Risk an Eternity of Being the Person Who Clapped Between Movements!</strong></p><p>#ItsNotMeItsThePiano #ClassicalMusicPodcast #ConcertEtiquette #WhenToClap #CoughingDuringMahler #CandyWrapperCrimes #ConcertHallSurvivalGuide</p>
March 9, 2025
<p>Luis, on the run from chamber musicians, seeks shelter in what he thinks is an abandoned practice room—only to discover it’s actually a <strong>percussionist’s lair.</strong> The walls are lined with timpani, gongs, and xylophones. But worst of all... <strong>the triangles.</strong> So many triangles. Are percussionists having too much fun? Are they even real musicians? <strong>And is the triangle part of a larger conspiracy?</strong></p><p>🔍 <strong>In This Episode:</strong><br>✅ <strong>Percussion Players: Are They Actually Having More Fun Than Us, And If So, How Do We Stop Them?</strong><br>✅ <strong>Recorders: Why Do They Still Exist? A Historical and Psychological Inquiry</strong><br>✅ <strong>The Triangle: Innocent Metal or the Orchestral Gateway to the Illuminati?</strong><br>✅ <strong>Exclusive Sponsor: SmashEnvy™—The Ultimate Cure for Percussion Jealousy!</strong><br>✅ <strong>PLUS: My Upcoming Album Release—Why You Must Pre-Save It, or Risk a Lifetime of Bad Page Turns!</strong></p><p>🎙️ <strong>Luis:</strong> “If you've ever sat in an orchestra, hunched over 10,000 notes while the percussionist casually strolls in, plays one cymbal crash, and gets the same paycheck, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. Also, if you’ve ever wanted scientific proof that recorders are an elaborate cosmic prank, we’ve got you covered.”</p>
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