by Simone & Wallace
<div>Our charming hosts, Simone & Wallace, two Honolulu-based best friends on a mission to satisfy their curiosity about a wide variety of topics with a focus on the goings on in the state of Hawaii, and the world beyond!Kaimukiki could best be considered “comic investigative journalism” or at worst, the unasked for opinions and recounting of spurious facts by a drag queen and a <strong>ecdysiast</strong>. </div>
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February 16, 2024
<p>In the year of our lord 2024 we predict that you’ll love this new episode! We start off with some holiday banter and then move into our delulu prophecies for 2024. We then begin our in depth investigation of the elusive and alluring wild wallaby who were rumored to live deep in an Oahu valley. From there we kiki on a bunch of random subjects, from Retinol and Sephora i-pad kids to the Golden Globes and the death of comedy…you know, just lighthearted casual fun with your besties.</p><p>Meet our charming hosts, Simone & Wallace, two Honolulu-based best friends on a mission to satisfy their curiosity about a wide variety of topics, with a focus on the goings on in the state of Hawaii, and the world beyond!<br/><br/></p><p>In this very special episode Wallace and Simone ask, “Will Travis Kelse and Taylour Swift break up?” Ok, we actually don't ask, but we might be able to tell you what to expect after the rise of our robot overlords in the next few months with our 2024 predictions. Be on the lookout for a wild squirrelball or the ominous plotting of AI! We take a closer look at a Hawaii urban legend, the mythical wallaby. Finally, we see what progress Wallace has made with his new Retinol regime and discuss many other things we have no business having opinions on. Hang onto your coconuts cause here comes a Hawaiian punch! </p><p>Kaimukiki could best be considered “comic investigative journalism” or at worst, the unasked for opinions and recounting of spurious facts by a drag queen and a fancy stripper. </p><p><br/><b><em>Want to share your experiences or thoughts on our predictions or have you seen a wallaby here in Honolulu? Write to us! </em></b></p><p><br/><b>Email us at: [email protected]<br/></b><br/></p><p><b><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em></b><b> @kaimukiki<br/><br/></b><br/></p><p><b>Honolulu Wallaby info:</b></p><p><b>Hawaii Magazine</b></p><p><a href='https://www.hawaiimagazine.com/someone-captured-video-of-the-rare-kalihi-valley-wallaby/#:~:text=Yes%2C%20Hawaii%20has%20wallabies!&text=Believe%20it%20or%20not%2C%20the,small%20section%20of%20Kalihi%20Valley.'><b>https://www.hawaiimagazine.com/someone-captured-video-of-the-rare-kalihi-valley-wallaby/#:~:text=Yes%2C%20Hawaii%20has%20wallabies!&text=Believe%20it%20or%20not%2C%20the,small%20section%20of%20Kalihi%20Valley.</b></a></p><p><b>DLIR Hi Dept of Land and Nat’l Resources Info on Wallaby Populations</b></p><p><a href='https://dlnr.hawaii.gov/blog/2020/06/25/nr20-091/'><b>https://dlnr.hawaii.gov/blog/2020/06/25/nr20-091/</b></a></p><h1><b>Caught on video: The elusive Kalihi Valley wallaby</b></h1><p><a href='https://www.khon2.com/local-news/caught-on-video-the-elusive-kalihi-valley-wallaby/'><b>https://www.khon2.com/local-news/caught-on-video-the-elusive-kalihi-valley-wallaby/</b></a></p><p><a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-srqMNmIw'><b>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-srqMNmIw</b></a></p><p><a href='https://youtu.be/mvcvuB4dgyo?feature=shared'><b>https://youtu.be/mvcvuB4dgyo?feature=shared</b></a></p><p>You can email us at: [email protected]</p> <p><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em> @kaimukiki</p>
December 22, 2023
<p><b><em>It’s the holiday season and we’re gifting you, dear listener, a basket basking, backdoor baking, bootyhole brownin’, taint-tanning episode to singe your minge. Happy Holidays from your friends over at Kaimukiki! </em></b></p><p>That’s right, it’s our in-depth exploration of the latest health craze taking Tik Tok by storm, perineum sunning AKA taint-tanning. </p><p>Meet our charming hosts, Simone & Wallace, two Honolulu-based best friends on a mission to satisfy their curiosity about a wide variety of topics, with a focus on the goings on in the state of Hawaii, and the world beyond!</p><p>In this very special holiday episode Wallace and Simone explore the origins of the latest health trend, perineum sunning. Learn the supposed benefits and logical drawbacks of exposing your b-hole to the big burning ball in the sky we call the sun. Pro Tip: Don't forget the sunscreen! Finally, we see what all of the hype is about as we give it a try ourselves. Will Wallace gain enlightenment? Will Simone end up in the ER with 3rd degree burns? Only one way to find out Hunty! </p><p>Kaimukiki could best be considered “comic investigative journalism” or at worst, the unasked for opinions and recounting of spurious facts by a drag queen and a fancy stripper. <b><br/></b><br/></p><p><b><em>Want to share your experiences or thoughts on perineum sunning? </em></b></p><p><b>Email us at: [email protected]</b></p><p><b><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em></b><b> @kaimukiki</b></p><p>You can email us at: [email protected]</p> <p><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em> @kaimukiki</p>
November 17, 2023
<div><strong><em>In our third episode , we cut a rug for Dolly Parton’s birthday! No. Literally. We actually cut a rug. Take a deep dive with us as we explore our favorite things about Dolly such as, Dolly Parton running for President, Dolly’s notorious interview with Barbara Walters, the most popular Dolly Parton song on our birth dates, Dolly trivia, and finally, would you join our Dolly Parton Cult? <br/><br/></em></strong>Meet our charming hosts, Simone & Wallace, two Honolulu-based best friends on a mission to satisfy their curiosity about a wide variety of topics, with a focus on the goings on in the state of Hawaii, and the world beyond!<br/><br/></div><div>Kaimukiki could best be considered “comic investigative journalism” or at worst, the unasked for opinions and recounting of spurious facts by a drag queen and a fancy stripper. <br/><br/></div><p>In this episode we’ll discuss Dolly Parton & how much we love her AND how to literally cut a rug! We eat cake and drink prosecco in honor of our fave birthday gal. We try to figure out what we’d do if Dolly actually ran for President, talk about her rumored affair with Hulk Hogan, the famed Barbara Walters interview, we trade our favorite Dolly songs and much much more. There's a lot to learn Hunty... so kiki with us here in Kaimukiki!<br/><br/></p><p>Links to songs and videos we mentioned in this very special episode:<br/><br/></p><ul><li>This video might have started the rumors about Dolly’s affair with Hulk Hogan: <a href='https://tasteofcountry.com/remember-when-dolly-parton-married-hulk-hogan/'>https://tasteofcountry.com/remember-when-dolly-parton-married-hulk-hogan/</a></li><li>The infamous Barbara Walters interview in which Dolly takes on vintage sexism from a member of her own team: <a href='https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ'>https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ</a></li><li>Dolly Parton’s Harper Valley PTA Song: <a href='https://youtu.be/wnZSlOZAxzI'> https://youtu.be/wnZSlOZAxzI</a></li><li>Dolly Parton’s Travelin’ from Trans America: <a href='https://youtu.be/mx_I-byng78'>https://youtu.be/mx_I-byng78</a></li></ul><div><strong><em>Want to share your experiences or thoughts on Saint Dolly Parton? Want to know more about the Cult of Dolly? <br/></em></strong><br/></div><div><strong>Email us at: [email protected]<br/></strong><br/></div><div><strong><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em></strong><strong> @kaimukiki<br/><br/>JOIN THE CULT OF DOLLY AT @thecultofdolly on IG <br/><br/>Mahalo Nui Loa <3 <br/></strong><br/></div><p>You can email us at: [email protected]</p> <p><em>Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness</em> @kaimukiki</p>
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