by The Roargasm!
ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!
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January 20, 2025
<p>As you might notice, I couldn't bring myself to include the score in this episode's title. If you're reading this, you know what happened. No need to agitate the wound.</p> <p><br></p> <p>We open the final episode of a once-glorious season with "The Wreck of Ford Field," sung to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," setting the tone for the sad discussion to follow.</p> <p><br></p> <p>There are basically two ways of looking at what happened. Either this was it, the window has closed, and the Lions missed their best chance to get to the Super Bowl. </p> <p><br></p> <p>OR ...</p> <p><br></p> <p>This was just one of those games where everything goes right for the opponent and everything goes wrong for the Roar. Not to mention the fact that our defense was staffed mostly by guys who wouldn't be playing if not for the Holocaust the swept through the starting lineup. As Winds of Fury has so wisely opined, the Roar shall return next season once again ready to rumble.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Still, this loss hurts. And now we have to wait until next season to get out from under the malaise of crushed hopes and dreams.</p> <p><br></p> <p>We'll most likely have new offensive and defensive coordinators. Next season's schedule features a gauntlet of playoff teams. And who knows which free agents will return and which shall move on? </p> <p><br></p> <p>Nevertheless, The Roargasm shall return. For now, stay strong, Roar Nation. We'll see you on the other side.</p>
January 15, 2025
<p>Yes, it's a bye week, but The Roargasm never rests! </p> <p>We gather the Supreme Roar Council to review the wildcard games and look ahead to destroying the Cockmanders/Cuckmanderes/Commodore 64s this Saturday eve.</p> <p><br /></p> <p>We reckon that at home, against a rookie QB, with as many of our guys as possible back from injury, and with the coaching brain trust given a full two weeks to cook up something special, the Roar shall triumph in overwhelming fashion</p> <p><br /></p> <p>We nod sagely at the demise of the once mighty NFC North, where the Roar rightly reign supreme.</p> <p><br /></p> <p>We dip into a few Simon and Roarfunkle song parodies.</p> <p><br /></p> <p>We roar it out and conclude the pod with a lively After the Roar.</p> <p><br /></p> <p>Let's go, Roar Nation! Let's fucking go!</p> <p><br /></p> <p><br /></p>
January 8, 2025
<p>ROARRRRR!</p> <p>WE ARE KING IN THE NORTH!</p> <p>This jubilant and chaotic episode has it all:</p> <p>The one and only Fantetti beaming in from the Northwest</p> <p>Deano joining from the holy city of Jerusalem!</p> <p>And a full 2 hours of roarection-induced mania in the wake of the Lion's masterful and beguiling dismantling of the Viqueens to capture the NFC North title.</p> <p>We spend a lot of time marveling at the resurgent D, which held to Queens to three measly field goals.</p> <p>We prostate ourselves in front of the majesty of Sonic's 4 TDs.</p> <p>We love Anzalone even more than we already did, which was thought to be impossible.</p> <p>We send flowers to Amik Robertson, who made Justin Jefferson disappear.</p> <p>And we learn, via Amik, that you can't bury what comes from the fucking dirt. </p> <p>I could go on an on, but the point is, ROARRRRRRR!</p> <p>The Lions are Super Bowl favorites. We have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. We have time to get guys healthy.</p> <p>Let's fucking go!</p>
Matthew Soltysiak
JC Sports Network
Blue Wire
Roar of the Lions UK
MLive Media Group
Detroit Lions Podcast
Erik Schlitt and Joe Kania
SB Nation
Matt Dery, Locked On Podcast Network
Cumulus Media Detroit
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