by Ross Floate and Helen Razer
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because now, there’s Ozempic™.
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April 13, 2025
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your vegan sandals ’cause it’s hot out there today! It’s hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is the perfect time for both frozen gazpacho and blue-ballsing some ASMR weirdos with an empty promise of eating noises. Also, Dr Tom Heenan takes time out from his busy private posthumous psychiatric practice to excise a stupid expression or two, espouse the virtues of bullshit, and rubbish Tidy Towns!
April 6, 2025
<br /> No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as though he were a patch of arable land in fifteenth-century England. (Those guys said that it was ‘necessary’ for ‘improvement’ too, you know.) Also wrongly, Beautiful Fairy Princess criticises the term ‘lived experience’ for implying its opposite, and postgraduate education for being pointless, before questioning the universal appeal of equine-human–human relationships, which makes it all the more painful to know that she will never read my forthcoming postdoctoral thesis, ’Stable for Two: A Speculative Autoethnographic Study of My Alternate Life Spent Brushing Glorious Horselady Andrea Savage’.Plus:• Reading with one’s eyes makes an unexpected comeback• The nascent anti-generativity movement• Hitchslappers: gloves for patting Ross’ dog• The CPAP machine-based economy• Sleep vs. sex, and if you quote the Old El Paso ad I’m calling the police• The ongoing crisis of sext response times• Substacking it in• Decrease your word power today!• Yah, yah, Pendah Mawt• My brother knows a guy who knows Belle Gibson<br />
March 30, 2025
Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fresh out of Gs and have never felt more amazin’ (that could just be the argon leak, though). Plus, all of these self-explanatory things:<br /> <br /> • White Lotus Country for an Old Man<br /> <br /> • The Further Adventures of Lumpy Floatum<br /> <br /> • Are you down with BFP’s BCC?<br /> <br /> • You like palanquin and I like sedan chair (let’s call the whole thing off)<br /> <br /> • Parker Posey? Can’t lose!<br /> <br /> • Dux of CliffNotes College<br /> <br /> • The taintal twinge of terrible tunes (ft. Tim Rogers and Ollie Olsen)<br /> <br /> • Misappropriating cultural appropriation<br /> <br /> • ‘Futurebob’<br /> <br /> • Spooky Holes, Part 1 of 37<br /> <br /> • The frogurt is still cursed (that’s bad)<br /> <br /> • Quirky hotel criticism: the last refuge of the antidentite
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